Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Juicy, Juicy, Juicy Rumor

Folks,

We had our 25 bps cut today from the Fed and we did get our rally. I believe the party is over though. This week will be good and next week we will get a sh!tbomb dropped (something bad from the banks) on the Market which will take the Market back down. I'm short CFC (I predict CFC to be around $5 soon) now and long ACH (China is unstoppable). These are just my predictions...but onto your regularly scheduled program...

There are a lot of bad rumors floating around about Goldman Sachs (GS). These guys are the best when it comes to investing and you find alumni from their firm in almost every important position having to do with banking and the economy.

Well, the rumor is that they are going to be investigated by the SEC. They seemed to have made some very 'lucky' trades. While other firms were down with their earnings, GS was up nearly 90% in earnings. While this is not illegal, its fishy.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10312007/business/sec_eyes_goldman_sachs_good_fo.htm

Also, a rumor is abound about GS releasing news that they are writing off a significant number of losses in the near future. (no link---just wait)

If any of this is true. Goldman will take it like a rented mule...did I mention some of their senior staff just sold a few shares....

http://online.barrons.com/article/SB119377844588876701.html?mod=yahoobarrons&ru=yahoo

Again, these are rumors, but a few puts against Goldman ain't that much and could pay off HUGE. I expect each of you to mail me one fifty dollar bill (with a small face) if you make any money off this.

(at the time of this article, I own puts in Goldman Sachs)


-Rocketshoe

Monday, October 29, 2007

My Predictions

- A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose your job.

Harry S. Truman, in the Observer, April 13, 1958


- A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose your job. A recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.
Ronald Reagan, during the Presidential Race of 1980

- A recession is a time for the economy to heal from greed and equity bubbles. Fighting and hiding the process leads to a depression. A recovery occurs when the Fed wakes the F up and stops pandering to Wall Street.
- Rocketshoe

Folks, its coming… It looks like 2008 will be the beginning of a recession for the American economy. A lot of folks refuse to acknowledge this, but its knocking on our door. This is not an entirely bad thing—recessions are an opportunity for a return to normalcy, just a part of the business cycle (read more at: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_cycle ). If you prepare yourself and your portfolio appropriately, you can protect your investments and even profit from a downturn in the US economy.

A lot of people will not discuss or even admit we will be entering a Recession soon (you know who you are). It has been some time since our economy has been in a recession (generally accepted as two straight quarter of declining GDP). After the great market run-up of the dot com boom/bust , interest rates were cut dramatically which lead to another bubble—the Housing Boom of the last couple of years. Both of these instances were bubbles based on greed, speculation, and virtual valuations of both company profits and property. A recession allows the economy to re-price these investments and assets appropriately to maintain an efficient market where values are in-line with historical norms. Not only are valuations appropriate, but risk is re-priced as well (an ideal market is where one sees greater returns for taking on greater risk).


There are a significant number of indicators and factors that lead me to believe we are entering a recession:

1. The housing market is crashing, hard. Predatory lending coupled with lax lending regulations has lead to folks taking loans on homes that they cannot afford—subprime loans are resetting in force next year-some folks will have their mortgage rates double. Couple this with an increase in supply of newly-built homes, a tightening of who can get loans in the credit market (see: US Economy, circa 3rd quarter, 2007), and home prices WAY above historical norms and growth rates, will lead to the housing bubble popping. An entire part of our economy is built on housing now—mortgage brokers, home improvements, builders, all kinds of retail and labor to support the business. If you don't believe me, listen to any of the 3rd quarter home builder conference calls where they said they have never seen a downturn this bad, or no recovery in the foreseeable future. This is not the end but the first domino to start everything.


2. People will be spending a lot less money on retail, namely ipods, cars, and granite counter tops. ~70% of our economy and GDP is driven by consumer spending. The last few years have been a feeding frenzy for retail goods for folks who refinanced their homes to pull out cash to take advantage of the increased value of their homes. People bought cars, home improvements, vacations, etc. When that mortgage doubles, or folks can’t finance their lifestyles by continuing to flip houses, the party is over and spending will drop significantly. Reduced retail spending will directly hurt our economy.


3. The banks have been bad. Very bad. Enron bad. Investment houses, banks, and hedge funds have been playing games with how they represent debt on their books. Most of this has to do with home loans that were wrapped up into bonds and used as leveraging for borrowing money from each other and the Fed. At one point the liquidity in the market about halted (Think of banks loaning money to each other as a way of putting money in the cash register to make change and do business). Very bad—the Fed stepped in and dumped cheap money into the economy and waived some of the rules regarding how much money banks are required to keep as reserves during normal operations. This should scare the shit out of everyone, because some of these rules went into place after the Great Depression to prevent bank collapses. As these shit bombs are slowly revealed and written off, banks take a hit, and peoples’ investments disappear. It is hard to properly value assets and the stocks of companies, if these bad numbers are not on public books for people to evaluate and price properly. Banks can collapse. You are only insured up to $100k wit the FDIC. See an earlier post about where to stash your money. Some folks say, ‘A major bank will never collapse’. You can’t know with the current shenanigans going on, so why chance it? In conclusion, banks are the blood of our economy, and when they start to bleed out, our economy will suffocate.


4. Earnings are down across the board for American public companies. Most are showing a loss stateside but growing profits overseas. See CAT, and UPS for example. The third quarter was rough for the S&P, besides Tech (which is another discussion entirely), everyone is down—which is a direct indicator of a slowing economy.

5. Inflation is rearing its ugly head. With the recent Fed cuts (and the Fed thinks that rate cuts will improve liquidity and save the economy in the short term), the dollar has dropped like a rock (check out the $ index at: http://quotes.ino.com/chart/?s=NYBOT_DX , This chart measures a weighted value of the US dollar against six currencies: the Euro, Japanese yen, Canadian dollar, British pound, Swedish krona and Swiss franc on a 100 basis. i.e. a value of 90 means a 10% drop in the value of the dollar across the board). Inflation is another beast that will kill consumer spending. Not only will consumer spending be hit, but we run a case of capitol flight risk since foreigners don’t want to buy our debt if the value of their investment is dropping. Then we are screwed when we have to pay our own debt. Higher taxes for everyone!


6. The SEC is on vacation. These guys are supposed to be the cops of the Market. Lately, there have been a lot of shenanigans that have not been investigated—all the false reports of Warren Buffet taking stakes in companies that have hit the news wires, Countrywide not releasing details of funding sources, and my favorite: the front running of the last Fed Rate cut--I got a chart here somewhere I'll post of a stock popping minutes before the announced rate cut. If someone leaked the news from the Fed to ANYONE who profited on the news, they need to go to jail. This kind of horseshit hurts the market in the long term, even if the SEC is on vacation to prevent market volatility in the short run. How can people invest and trust a market that does these things?

Those are a few of the major things I believe that will lead us to a recession. At least I hope we have a recession—this will give us a chance to clean up the mess over the last ten years and get to point where we have a fairly priced market.

Now, how do we profit from the upcoming recession? Many ways are available- investing in secular dividend stocks, foreign stocks (the rest of the world is doing a bit better and not necessarily coupled to our growth) , playing the volatility (the upcoming rate this week is a freebie), shorting stocks that miss their earnings, and playing in the bond market. Stay tuned and be careful.

-Rocketshoe

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Busy, Busy, Busy

Folks,

My apologies, we have been out of the loop. The 'paid' jobs have been calling. I plan to be more loyal to our regular readers (Both of you know who you are). Ha! As well, I have been trying to wrap my brain around the Market since the rate cut a few weeks ago. Wow. It did not go like I expected, and by expected, I mean what would be healthy for our Economy. Which leads to a short summary to a long ranting post--The Market is not fair. People do not play by the rules, and most behavior is not necessarily in the best interest of our Nation's future. Anyway...I digress...


I think I have the hang of it now. Every now and then we lose our heads. Mine rolled farther away than usual.


Short Term Strategy:


Rate cut this week. 0.25-0.50 rate cut. Go long into the cut with tight stops. I plan to take calls on a certain mortgage broker who announced bullsh!t earning last week, a favorite Chinese stock of mine, and a brokerage House. After the pop and rush back to 14k plus on the Dow, I'm shorting the hell out of the same companies into the year's end (except for the Chinese one, because that market is following the Chang'e 1 to the moon and won't stop until after the '08 Olympics).


Long Term Strategy:

Put your money into very conservative/wealth preserving plays. This means bonds, dividend paying secular stocks, and high interest instruments such as CD's/savings accounts. (No, real estate is still off limits until '09--at least). The Market is headed for Recession. Stay tuned for a post about my evaluation of the health of the upcoming Market for the next year and why the Market plans to poop the bed while eating crackers.

Note: I am not responsible if you lose money because my strategies were wrong or I changed my mind at the last minute and still made money. Be careful and take on only as much risk as you can afford--if you lose all your money, you can blame me, but I really don't care. Nope, not even a little.


-Rocketshoe

Fly Free for Life!

One of the principles I want to explore in this post is figuring out creative ways to reduce expenses.

Reducing expenses without diminishing your lifestyle is a great way to increase your overall quality of life because it will lead to working less. Last year, during the peak travel months of the year (September through February) I spent almost $2000 on flights. This year I intend to do roughly the same number of flights but not spend any money.

This is possible by taking advantage of frequent flyer programs.

In this article I will go over a ways to maximize your benefit from frequent flyer programs.

1. Always earn miles when you travel for business. For business trips, it is important to have a preferred carrier. Even if you cannot fly your preferred carrier you can often use the miles you earn on your preferred carrier. For instance, Delta and Northwest miles can easily be credited onto Continental at check in time.

2. Take advantage of frequent flyer bonuses. For instance, last year, 3 flights between Thanksgiving and Christmas earned a free flight on American and United. Even if you only fly two for business, by sneaking in a quick short haul flight (like LAX to SFO) you can get a free flight anywhere in the country.

Flyertalk (http://www.flyertalk.com/) is a good resource for this. Make sure you check the airline specific forum for bonuses on every business flight you book.

For example, by reading the forums you would discover this link which gives you 8 rapid rewards points for free by creating a new rapid rewards account.(https://www.southwest.com/rrenroll/sfo/)

3. Credit card bonuses are an easy way to earn free flights, although they do take time. Both United, American, and Southwest, among others, earn you a free flight by just applying and being approved for their credit cards. In addition, you can have both a business and personal account to double up on the bonuses. Apply for a Mastercard, Visa & Amex to further increase your bonuses.

Follow the links below for a quick few free flights.

United personal (25,000 miles)http://www.firstusa.com/cgi-bin/webcgi/webserve.cgi?partner_dir_name=united_signature_25k_afw&page=cont&mkid=6VMTb.

United business (25,000 miles)http://www.firstusa.com/cgi-bin/webcgi/webserve.cgi?partner_dir_name=united_bizcard_25k_afw&page=cont&mkid=6VMTc.

Southwest personal (16 RR=1 flight)http://www.firstusa.com/cgi-bin/webcgi/webserve.cgi?partner_dir_name=southwest_airlines_fly_e16&page=cont&mkid=6V8Rd.

Southwest business (16 RR=1 flight)http://www.firstusa.com/cgi-bin/webcgi/webserve.cgi?partner_dir_name=southwest_airlines_bizcard_fly_e16&page=cont&mkid=6V8Re.

Citibank American (25,000 miles for each of Platinum Mastercard, Mastercard and Amex)http://citi.bridgetrack.com/USC/07/AA/multi/Oct/Lead/25KBM/default.htm?promoCode=away6&app=UNSOL&sc=4XNBPBM7&m=X6FPZYYW74W&langId=EN&siteId=CB&B=A&BTData=C02117E726E617F59524341B7A5A4A9A5959D9B83FDF8FEE3FACBCCF14E173&BT_TRF=336651&ProspectID=9778D563BC19492C9A39C639665FD6C24.

4. Use American Express membership rewards to top off accounts. You can get a quick 25,000 reward points by applying for a business gold card and you earn points with purchases. These points are transferable to a variety of airlines such as Continental, Southwest and others. The transfers take effect almost instantly and allow you to quickly the extra 1000 miles into your account to make the Continental account you have with 24,000 miles good for a free flight.

5. Use transfer partners. A little known fact is most airline miles are transferable between each other. Webflyer (http://www.webflyer.com/) keeps a list of a variety of transfer opportunities--for instance you can transfer 10,000 Continental miles into 10,000 Midway Airline miles by funneling your miles through Amtrak. Often however, your miles do get devalued during transfer.

By using these strategies you can easily and on a recurring basis book free flights. There are always new offers and new promotions to take advantage of. Over time, this will save you thousands of dollars, which, over a lifetime and with some interest, can easily become a lot of money.

-Wageslave

A little bit of comedy

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST IN NEW YORK:

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year.

I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200-250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock.

250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my feelings-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY! Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

* It’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests Posting ID: 432279810

THE ANSWER

Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma.

I offer the following analysis of your predicament.

Firstly, I'm not wasting your time; I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I see it. Your offer, from the perspective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal.

Here's why: cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain: you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35, stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's as simple as that.

So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage. Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful" as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout. By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.

Classic "pump and dump." I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.


Ha!

-Rocketshoe